November 20, 2016 by Staff Reporter
A recent study revealed that Zimbabwe’s President Comrade Robert Mugabe’s tears can actually cure cancer and HIV/AIDS.
The news was revealed last week after three cancer victims were cured on the spot after they were give Mugabe’s tears to drink.
After the discovery, Mugabe held a press briefing in Harare on Saturday morning and told journalists that he is more than willing to assist cure cancer.
Mugabe promised to offer his tears to ten cancer victims before he dies; he also pledged his body to be used as medication to cure other diseases after he is dead.
He also told the members of the press that he can feel that his time is near, so he is planning to do all the good things he possibly can while he is still.